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Neue User sind immer Herzlich Willkommen! WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB U: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
The Device, however, has not. If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. The cake is a lie. I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space. Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail! Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again. Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space. Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops. Help me, space cops. Space cops, help. |
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Mo Mai 06, 2013 3:16 pm von